*Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.'
Craig: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'
*Stressing
the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges,
"Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."
From
somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting,
"Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda,
Amanda."
*Does
it count as differentiated instruction if I print their worksheets in different
colors?
*Pupil:
I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
*What
do you call a teacher without students?
Happy
Happy
*Teachers
deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need
it.
*Teacher:
I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment!
Pupil: Life imprisonment!
*Where
do door-makers get their education?
The school of hard knocks
The school of hard knocks
*What
do you call a teacher without students?
Broke…oh wait, that’s a regular teacher
Broke…oh wait, that’s a regular teacher
*Teacher:
Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
*Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, 'What did
you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'